Ferris Bueller

Quotes from the movie “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”

(Thank you John Hughes and Matthew Broderick for the laughs).

“Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. العاب صالات I guess it’s pretty serious.”
~Simone (Kristy Swanson)


Rooney (Jeffrey Jones) ~ “What’s the score?”
Bartender ~ “Nothin’ – nothin’ ”
Rooney ~ “Who’s winning?”
Bartender ~ “The Bears”
Rooney ~ “I love baseball.”


Bueller?… Bueller?… Bueller?
~ Economics Teacher (Ben Stein)


In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the… Anyone? Anyone?… the Great Depression, passed the… Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?… raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. payeer مصر Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? viparabclub Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. “Voodoo” economics.
~ Economics Teacher (Ben Stein)

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